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| Office Dares--any of you up for one? | Rate Topic |
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| Posted: Tue Mar 18th, 2008 11:48 am |
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tny795 3T WIS 
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OFFICE DARES: ONE-POINT DARES 1. Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you 2. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace 3. Leave your fly open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this way" 4. Walk sideways to the photocopier. 5. While going in an elevator, gasp dramatically each time the doors open 6. When in elevator with one other person, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you. 7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy..." 8. Don't use any punctuation. 9. Interrupt your conversation with someone by giving a huge dejected sigh. 10. Use your highlighter pen on the computer screen. THREE-POINT DARES 1. Say to your boss, "I like your style", wink, and shoot him with double-barreled finger 2. Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle. 3. Shout random numbers while someone is counting. 4. Every time you get an email, shout "email". 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has got over his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 6. Call I.T. helpdesk and tell them that you can't seem to access any pornography web sites. FIVE-POINT DARES 1. At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself). 2. Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times. 3. For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as" Dave". 4. Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two". 5. Call someone in the office, when they answer, say "I really can't talk right now I am very busy." 6. After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in: "The report's on your desk, Mon." Keep this up for one hour. 7. In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!" [8. At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is my witness, I'll never go hungry again!" 9. Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now." 10. During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door. 12. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer. ]
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| Posted: Tue Mar 18th, 2008 03:14 pm |
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pacifichrono 3T WIS 
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Toni, you've done it again! I'll try your suggestions, but only on the day I retire. goofy
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| Posted: Tue Mar 18th, 2008 04:01 pm |
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Skipdawg 3T WIS 
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Toni I tried it with the cats and they just looked at me the same as always. :D
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