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Posted: Fri Feb 12th, 2010 11:19 am

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bigrustypig

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Nanoman, my heart goes out to you. There's no cure to what you have.

It's called the "3T obssesive-compulsive, horological item multiplicative ownership, concealed from the missus syndrome". I've had it for years and the diagnosis is that it's contagious but harmless.

The only cure I know is half a pint of single malt whisky straight up, once a day.