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Senior Citizen Test | Rate Topic |
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Posted: Mon May 31st, 2010 10:05 pm |
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Nabco 3T WIS
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It's that time of year to take our annual Senior Citizen test. Exercising the brain is as important as exercising your muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence. Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not. The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've made your answer. OK, relax, clear your mind and begin. 1. What do you put in a toaster? Answer: 'bread.' If you said 'toast,' give up now and do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, bread, go to Question 2. 2. Say 'silk' five times. Now spell 'silk.' What do cows drink? Answer: Water Cows drink water. If you said 'milk,' don't attempt the next question. Your brain is over-stressed and may even overheat. Content yourself with reading a more appropriate literature such as Auto World. However, if you said 'water', proceed to question 3 3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from? Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said 'green bricks,' why the hell are you still reading these??? If you said 'glass,' go on to Question 4 4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany .) Anyway, during the flight, two engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he can do so and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of 'no man's land' between East Germany and West Germany . Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany, West Germany, or no man's land'? Answer: You don't bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else, you're a dunce and you must stop. If you said, 'You don't bury survivors', proceed to the next question. 5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales . In London , 17 people get on the bus. In Reading , 6 people get off the bus and 9 people get on. In Swindon , 2 people get off and 4 get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea , 3 people get off and 5 people get on. In Carmathen, 6 people get off and 3 get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver? Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember your own name? It was YOU!! (YOU are the Bus driver...!) Now pass this along to all your friends and pray they do better than you. P.S: 95% of people fail most of the questions!! Last edited on Mon May 31st, 2010 10:07 pm by Nabco |
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Posted: Mon May 31st, 2010 11:03 pm |
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Skipdawg 3T WIS
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I had to stop at 1 I said pop tart. LOL happy1.gif
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Posted: Tue Jun 1st, 2010 05:58 pm |
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mcwright Admin
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Posted: Wed Jun 2nd, 2010 09:16 am |
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Edgel 3T WIS
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I was feeling pretty smart until the last question when I just couldn't remember my name.
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Posted: Wed Jun 2nd, 2010 03:28 pm |
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ndburley 3T WIS
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oh dear I am in trouble! If you can guess how many sweets I have in my pocket you can have the both of them!! I am afraid we out of bread so you have to have toast! Who's boots are these shoes?
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Posted: Thu Jun 3rd, 2010 06:36 am |
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yukiliu 3T WIS
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I said milk . yes,indeed,I 'm in stress. Last edited on Thu Jun 3rd, 2010 06:41 am by yukiliu |
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Posted: Thu Jun 3rd, 2010 08:13 am |
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bigrustypig 3T WIS
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. Am getting way too old....
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Posted: Thu Jun 3rd, 2010 08:21 am |
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Graham 3T WIS
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No cigar for me............
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