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Posted: Sun Oct 16th, 2005 10:51 pm |
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mikiehorn 3T WIS
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Subject: FW: Life In Hell > > > > > >> > LIFE IN HELL? > > > >One day a guy died and found himself in hell. As he was wallowing in > >despair, he had his first meeting with a demon. > > > >The demon asked, "Why so glum?" > >The guy responded, "What do you think? I'm in hell!" > > > >"Hell's not so bad," the demon said. "We actually have a lot of fun > >down here. You a drinking man?" > > > >"Sure," the man said, "I love to drink." > > > >"Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays all we do is > >drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet Tab and Fresca. We > >drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!" > > > >The guy is astounded. "Damn, that sounds great." > > > >"You a smoker?" the demon asked. > >"You better believe it!" > > > > "You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over > >the world and smoke our lungs out! If you get cancer, no biggie. You're > >already dead, remember?" > > > > "Wow, the guy said, "that's awesome!" > > The demon continued. "I bet you like to gamble." > > > > "Why yes, as a matter of fact I do." > > > >"Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, blackjack, roulette, > >poker, slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt, well, you're dead anyhow. You > >into drugs?" > > > >The guy said, "Are you kidding? I love drugs! You don't mean . . ." > >"That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big > >bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can > >do all the drugs you want, you're dead, who cares!" > > > >"Wow," the guy said, starting to feel better about his situation, "I > >never realized Hell was such a cool place!" > > > > The demon said, "You gay?" > > > > "No." > > > > "Ooooh, you're gonna hate Fridays!" > > > > > > >
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Posted: Tue Oct 18th, 2005 02:31 pm |
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KenC Admin
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Brings a whole new meaning to TGIF!!! :D
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Posted: Tue Oct 18th, 2005 04:31 pm |
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mkyuncle 3T WIS
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Ouch!!! :shock: KenC wrote: Brings a whole new meaning to TGIF!!! :D Last edited on Tue Oct 18th, 2005 04:32 pm by mkyuncle |
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