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| $7 dollar sex........cute joke.............. | Rate Topic |
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| Posted: Mon Nov 17th, 2008 05:57 pm |
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Tony Duronio 3T WIS 
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* * * $7 SEX * * * A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?' The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?' The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees. When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse.' He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says good bye. The next week, the same couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leaves. Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?' The man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything. She's married; so we can't go to her house. I'm married; and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $179. The Marriot is $159. We do it here for $50, and Medicare pays $43 of it, leaving my net cost of $7. bucks SHAME ON YOU FOR LAUGHING AT THAT..... !
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| Posted: Wed Nov 19th, 2008 11:41 am |
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sleddog218 3T WIS
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Awesome, too funny!
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| Posted: Wed Nov 19th, 2008 12:02 pm |
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hucky 3T WIS 
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Seniors get all the discounts  Good One
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| Posted: Wed Nov 19th, 2008 06:11 pm |
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aloy 3T WIS 
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Tony Duronio wrote: * * * $7 SEX * * * shame on me! ;)
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| Posted: Wed Nov 19th, 2008 08:17 pm |
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aloy 3T WIS
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Blonde A blonde woman was driving through the Florida Everglades while on vacation. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde declared, 'Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of shoes for free!' The shopkeeper said with a sly smile, 'Well little lady, why don't you go on and give it a try? The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator. Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he spots the same woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand. As he brings his car to a stop, he sees a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the blonde takes aim, shoots the creature and hauls it up onto the slippery bank. Nearby were 7 more dead alligators, all lying belly up. The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement. The blonde struggles mightily and manages to flip the gator onto its back. Rolling her eyes heavenward, she screams in frustration, 'D**N!........ THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!'
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