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 Posted: Sat Dec 20th, 2008 08:16 am
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Norman
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A very confident Marine Corps Pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

"No," he replies, "I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just testing it."


The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"

The Pilot says, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."

The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"

"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties...."

The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"

The Fighter Pilot smirks, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast."

Last edited on Sat Dec 20th, 2008 08:17 am by Norman

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 Posted: Sat Dec 20th, 2008 09:41 am
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 Posted: Sat Dec 20th, 2008 06:40 pm
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I wonder what the size of the watch is? subtlelaugh.gif

I gots to get me one.

Cheers to that

Panty Dropper

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