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Who's The Dummy? | Rate Topic |
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Posted: Tue Jan 26th, 2010 02:08 pm |
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valvestem 3T WIS
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The Texas Work Force Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help,and sent an agent out to interview him. "I need a list of your employees, and how much you pay them," demanded the agent. "Well," replied the rancher, "there's my farm hand, who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free ...room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week, plus free room and board. Then there's the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally." "That's the guy I want to talk to.. to the half-wit," said the agent. The rancher replied, "That would be me."
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Posted: Tue Jan 26th, 2010 04:15 pm |
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scottran 3T WIS
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Funny!! That sounds about like when I used to have employees.
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Posted: Tue Jan 26th, 2010 04:21 pm |
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Paladin 3T WIS
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face4.gif Heyyy..... I resemble that remark! ;)
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Posted: Tue Jan 26th, 2010 05:48 pm |
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Newton 3T WIS
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I too used to have employees in a previous hideous life. Now I have a firm no employee rule. Great Story !!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Wed Jan 27th, 2010 06:32 pm |
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aloy 3T WIS
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YUCK YUCK! Good one!!
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Posted: Wed Jan 27th, 2010 06:59 pm |
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Paxman 3T WIS
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Nice!! I agree with Newton. I used to manage people and systems. Now I just manage systems. Makes me far more productive, but they no longer call me the TERMINATOR!;)
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Posted: Sat Jan 30th, 2010 03:35 pm |
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sharkfin 3T WIS
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;D
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