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| Posted: Tue Feb 27th, 2007 08:51 pm |
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TO Allen 3T WIS
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With apologies to blondes... A girl was visiting her blonde friend who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and the other one was named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?" "HelllOOOooo, " answered the blonde. "They're watch dogs!"
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| Posted: Tue Feb 27th, 2007 09:00 pm |
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srh_pres 3T WIS 
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coyote2.gif TO Allen wrote: With apologies to blondes...
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| Posted: Tue Feb 27th, 2007 10:03 pm |
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KenC Admin 
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Okay..................I thought it was funny!
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| Posted: Tue Feb 27th, 2007 11:21 pm |
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TO Allen 3T WIS
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Hey, I don't make up the jokes, I just stumble upon them. Seriously though, it's hard enough finding a watch joke, let alone a great one. I liked it, too. :)
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| Posted: Tue Feb 27th, 2007 11:39 pm |
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srh_pres 3T WIS
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James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, and then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No," he replies, "Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it." The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?" Bond explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically." The lady says, "What's it telling you now?" "Well, it says you're not wearing any panties." The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I'm wearing panties!" Bond smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody thing's an hour fast." :shock::shock::shock::shock::shock:
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| Posted: Wed Feb 28th, 2007 04:44 am |
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yamahaki Guest
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Steves joke, hands down. Bond would say something like that.:D
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| Posted: Wed Feb 28th, 2007 07:29 am |
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oagaspar Site Founder 
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Both good jokes!hand6.gif I'll be using that Bond line somewhere soon!...
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| Posted: Wed Feb 28th, 2007 02:50 pm |
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JoshB 3T WIS 
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srh_pres wrote: James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, and then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No," he replies, "Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it." The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?" Bond explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically." The lady says, "What's it telling you now?" "Well, it says you're not wearing any panties." The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I'm wearing panties!" Bond smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody thing's an hour fast." :shock::shock::shock::shock::shock: Very NICE!
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| Posted: Wed Feb 28th, 2007 08:03 pm |
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srh_pres 3T WIS
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Ok, here's a groaner... I just got my first automatic watch. The first page of the instruction leaflet says, "This watch is wound by normal wrist movement. Three minutes of normal wrist movement will wind the watch for about 8 hours." Great, I thought. That means that an episode of Baywatch oughta wind it up for about a week. And on that note...:shock:
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| Posted: Wed Feb 28th, 2007 11:59 pm |
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James Haury 3T WIS
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These jokes would be be referred to in spanish as chistes elotes or possibly chistes de maiz. They are however humoroso.Though the last two are chistes de maiz azul. Last edited on Thu Mar 1st, 2007 12:01 am by James Haury |
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| Posted: Thu Mar 1st, 2007 12:01 am |
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srh_pres 3T WIS
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Corny, yes... but I like em too... :P James Haury wrote: These jokes would be be referred to in spanish as chistes elotes or possibly chistes de maiz. They are however humoroso.
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| Posted: Sat Aug 25th, 2007 06:56 pm |
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TO Allen 3T WIS
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The parish priest very furtively calls the mother superior into his office. This is how their conversation went: "Sister, I want to show you something." "What is it, Father? "Come into my private room & close the blinds." "WHAT?!" "I said....." "I heard what you said - I just can't believe you're saying it!" "Well, I really need you to come in." Curious, the nun does as she is told. "Here, sit on the bed beside me." "I have to get out of here." "Aren't you the least bit curious?" Well, the nun was so she sat down beside him. "Get under the covers." "WHAT?????!! !!!" The nun was really freaking out. "It doesn't work otherwise!" After much coaxing, the nun does get under the covers with him. He whispers: "Come closer." Nervously, she does get closer. "See," the priest whispers gleefully, "my new watch does glow in the dark!!!!" :P Last edited on Sat Aug 25th, 2007 06:57 pm by TO Allen |
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