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TOP 10 SIGNS YOU'RE TOO OLD TO BE TRICK OR TREATING
10. When the door opens, you yell "Trick or ..." and can't remember the rest.
9. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.
8. You ask for high fiber candy only.
7. You're the only Spider Man in the neighborhood with a walker.
6. You get winded from knocking on the door.
5. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.
4. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
3. People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!" and you aren't wearing a mask.
2. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.
1. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.
goofy