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 Posted: Thu Nov 20th, 2008 12:10 pm
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aloy



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 TOP 10 SIGNS YOU'VE EATEN TOO MUCH AT THANKSGIVING DINNER

10. Hundreds of volunteers have started to stack sandbags around you.

9.  You decide to take a little nap and wake up in mid-July.

8.  CBS tells you to lose weight or else.

7. Doctor tells you your weight would be perfect for a man 17 feet tall.

6. You are responsible for a slight but measurable shift in the earth’s axis.

5.  Right this minute you’re laughing up pie on the carpet.

4.  Getting off your couch requires help from the fire department.

3.  Every escalator you step on immediately grinds to a halt.

2. World’s fattest man sends you a telegram, warning you to “back off!”

1.  You’re sweating gravy.


 


Last edited on Thu Nov 20th, 2008 12:45 pm by aloy