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 Posted: Tue Dec 19th, 2006 04:59 pm
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TO Allen

 

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Location: Richmond, Virginia USA
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Jake is struggling through a bus station with two huge and
obviously heavy suitcases when a stranger walks up to him and
asks "Have you got the time?"

Jake sighs, puts down the suitcases and glances at his wrist.
"It's a quarter to six," he says.

"Hey, that's a pretty fancy watch!" exclaims the stranger.

Jake brightens a little. "Yeah, it's not bad. It's an invention
of mine I've been working on. Check this out" - and he shows him
a time zone display not just for every time zone in the world,
but for the 86 largest metropolises.

He hits a few buttons and from somewhere on the watch a voice
says "The time is eleven 'til six" in a very West Texas accent. A
few more buttons and the same voice says something in Japanese.
Jake continues "I've put in regional accents for each city". The
display is unbelievably high quality and the voice is simply
astounding.

The stranger is struck dumb with admiration. "That's not all",
says Jake. He pushes a few more buttons and a tiny but very high-
resolution map of New York City appears on the display. "The
flashing dot shows our location by satellite positioning, "
explains Jake.

"Zoom out", Jake says, and the display changes to show all of
eastern New York state.

"I want to buy this watch!" says the stranger.

"Oh, no, it's not ready for sale yet; I'm still working out the
bugs", says the inventor.

"But look at this", and he proceeds to demonstrate that the watch
is also a very creditable little FM radio receiver with a digital
tuner, a sonar device that can measure distances up to 125
meters, a pager with thermal paper printout and, most impressive
of all, the capacity for voice recordings of up to 300 standard-
size books, "though I only have 32 of my favorites in there so
far" says Jake.

"I've got to have this watch!", says the stranger.

"No, you don't understand; it's not ready..."

"I'll give you $1,000 for it!"

"Oh, no, I've already spent more than..."

"I'll give you $5,000 for it!"

"But it's just not..."

"I'll give you $15,000 for it!" And the stranger pulls out a
checkbook.

Jake stops to think. He's only put about $8,500 into materials
and development, and with $15,000 he can make another one and
have it ready for merchandising in only six months. The stranger
frantically finishes writing the check and waves it in front of
him.

"Here it is, ready to hand to you right here and now. $15,000.
Take it or leave it."

Jake abruptly makes his decision. "OK", he says, and peels off
the watch.

They make the exchange and the stranger starts happily away.

"Hey, wait a minute", calls Jake after the stranger, who turns
around warily.

Jake points to the two suitcases he'd been trying to wrestle
through the bus station.

"Don't forget your batteries."