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 Posted: Sun Mar 4th, 2007 07:14 am
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e.avery



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 I had this on my office wall for a while, and sorry in advance to those it my offend.



Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.

If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone if you can press 2.

If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want.  Just stay on the line until we can trace the call.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, No one will answer.

 

Sorry again to any one that found this insensitive or politically incorrect.