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Well, My recent streak Is really just starting I gather, and Sad to say that; my future purchases will be very limited!
Recently in the past few weeks......
CASE 1: broke a finger that has been broken 4 times in 5 years. Great news however; I will not require surgery again Thank god.
CASE 2: Stabbed myself in the other hand with a #2 Robinson's driverbit....attatched to a corded MAKITA drill
Sucker went 1/4 inch in between my fingers while spinning at 28000 rpm. Luckily I missed the tendons and bones, but left a nice hole resembling the drill bit
CASE 3: Just got the word
..............Now awaiting ORAL surgery to extract 8 teeth in the next week or 2. ESTIMATED COST: AT LEAST 2-ROLEX SUBS OR SD'S. THERE GOES MY WIS FUNDS!!!!!:X:X:XCASE 4: COUPLE HOURS AFTER TRIP TO DENTIST YESTERDAY, THE FEVER AND PAIN FROM INFECTION KICKS IN AND HEART RATE THROUGH THE ROOF AND.......BACK TO THE HOSPITAL!!!!
THOUGHT I WAS GONNA DIE RIGHT THERE. ANYWAYS, THE GOOD OLD DOCS POKED ME FULL OF HOLES AND HOOKED ME UP TO ALL THE EEG, EKG THINGY'S AND ALL SORTS OF OTHER FUN STUFF, lOADED ME UP FULL OF DRUGS AND SENT ME ON MY WAY 12 HOURS LATER. I'M SO STONED RIGHT NOW I DON'T KNOW 10 FROM 2ANYWAYS GANG, HARD TO KILL AN OLD CAT LIKE ME I TAKE ITcat28.gifAND GLAD I'LL MAKE ER THROUGH ANOTHER FEW HERE. NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO THE SURGERY AND ESPECIALLY THE PAIN AHEAD OF ME!!!!!! BUT, THE GOOD LORD ISN'T READY FOR ME AND THE DEVIL HIMSELF DOESN'T WANT ME SO...........KEEP ON TRUCKING FOR NOW.
OH PS-
FORGOT THE WHOLE THEORY TO THIS STORY, I WAS WIS WATCHING ALL THE DOCS AND PATIENTS AND EMT STAFF AND DENTISTS AND THE NICEST THING I COULD SEE WAS A TISSOT T-TOUCH????????? MAN, WHERE THE HECK DO THESE GUYS SPEND ALL THEIR $$$$$DOUGH$$$$, CERTAINLY LACK TASTE IN THE WRIST CHECK DEPARTMENT!!!!!!!!ON THE BRIGHTER SIDE OF THE TRAUMA, FINALLY GOT TO CHECK OUT AND WEAR THE BALL HYDRO'S PAST FRIDAY MORNING...............I'M DIGGING THESE PUPPIES!!!!! AND WHEN THE FUNDS ARE THERE SFTER ALL THIS MEDICAL STUFF, I THINK ME GONNA SNAG ME ONE (OR TWO)
CHEERS FROM A SORE AND GROGGY 3T WIS!!!!!!!!!