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AntFarm 3T WIS 
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Thought some of you might get a kick out of this. Enjoy &Law of Mechanical Repair After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to go to the bathroom. &Law of Gravity Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. &Law of Probability The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. &Law of Random Numbers If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers. &Law of the Alibi If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. &Variation Law If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time). &Law of the Bath When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. &Law of Close Encounters The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. &Law of the Result When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will. &Law of Biomechanics The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. &Law of the Theater At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last. &The Starbucks Law As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. &Murphy's Law of Lockers If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers. &Law of Physical Surfaces The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug. &Law of Logical Argument Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about. &Brown's Law of Physical Appearance If the shoe fits, it's ugly. &Oliver's Law of Public Speaking A closed mouth gathers no feet. &Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it. &Doctors' Law If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. Don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick. |
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Skipdawg 3T WIS 
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Awesome thanks for sharing. ;) hand6.gifhand6.gif |
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hucky 3T WIS 
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Ill agree with everyone of those! Thanks for posting cheers  |
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Paxman 3T WIS 
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oagaspar Site Founder 
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LMAO Tony!....very coolhand6.gifhand6.gif |
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teddyhanna Guest
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Tony..... ..........yahoo.gif |
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