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 Posted: Wed Jun 10th, 2009 10:55 pm
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Tony Duronio
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 George Phillips , an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi, was
going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the
garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened
the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the
shed stealing things. 
 
He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" 
 
He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and
stealing from me. 
Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy.. You should
lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available." 
 
George said, "Okay." 
 
He hung up the phone and counted to 30.
Then he phoned the police again. 
 
"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people
stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now
because I just shot them." and he hung up. 
 
Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two
Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips'
residence, and caught the burglars red-handed. 

One of the Policemen said to George, "I thought you said that you'd
shot them!" 

George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!" 


 

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LOL I luv it!!! :cool: :) :D

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Hahaha. More. More.

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Got a thrue story here who happened some years ago in the top north of Norway.
An old guy was making some moonshine in a little village and the local policeman heard about it offcourse as everybody knows everybody as neighbourgs.
He decided that he should make respected the law and one day, he knocks on the old man's door:
-"Hi! Well, grandpa, I know that you make booze here, let me come in and show me that..."
The old man let him in and show a 30 liters jerrycan full of 60% home made: The police-man tells that he must seize the boiler and the booze.
But there was no boiler, the old guy had thrash it out.
-"You don't take it for yourself!I prefer to pour my booze in the sink's drain if it's like that!" Answered the pissed old man.
-"Allright then: Do it in front of me!" Said the policeman.
And the old guy, with a sad face, pour all the booze in the sink in front of a satisfied officer who leave right after, making some friendly warnings....

The trick is that the sink's pipe was going into the basement, in another empty jerrycan, waiting here
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The old guy was waiting for him since allready a weeksubtlelaugh.gif

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Hammerfjord wrote: Got a thrue story here who happened some years ago in the top north of Norway.
An old guy was making some moonshine in a little village and the local policeman heard about it offcourse as everybody knows everybody as neighbourgs.
He decided that he should make respected the law and one day, he knocks on the old man's door:
-"Hi! Well, grandpa, I know that you make booze here, let me come in and show me that..."
The old man let him in and show a 30 liters jerrycan full of 60% home made: The police-man tells that he must seize the boiler and the booze.
But there was no boiler, the old guy had thrash it out.
-"You don't take it for yourself!I prefer to pour my booze in the sink's drain if it's like that!" Answered the pissed old man.
-"Allright then: Do it in front of me!" Said the policeman.
And the old guy, with a sad face, pour all the booze in the sink in front of a satisfied officer who leave right after, making some friendly warnings....

The trick is that the sink's pipe was going into the basement, in another empty jerrycan, waiting here
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The old guy was waiting for him since allready a weeksubtlelaugh.gif

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Thanks guys! Always good to start my day with a couple good laughs!goofy

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Thanks guys for the really fuuny jokes. hand6.gif  I really respect folks who can tell a great joke because I have never been one of those guys who always knew a good new joke, thanks again.  goofy

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