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 Posted: Tue Jan 26th, 2010 02:08 pm
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The Texas Work Force Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help,and sent an agent out to interview him.
"I need a list of your employees, and how much you pay them," demanded the agent.
"Well," replied the rancher, "there's my farm hand, who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free ...room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week, plus free room and board.
Then there's the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally."
"That's the guy I want to talk to.. to the half-wit," said the agent.
The rancher replied, "That would be me."

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 Posted: Tue Jan 26th, 2010 04:15 pm
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Funny!!  That sounds about like when I used to have employees.

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 Posted: Tue Jan 26th, 2010 04:21 pm
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face4.gif Heyyy..... I resemble that remark! ;)

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 Posted: Tue Jan 26th, 2010 05:48 pm
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I too used to have employees in a previous hideous life.  Now I have a firm no employee rule.

Great Story  !!!!!!!!!!

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 Posted: Wed Jan 27th, 2010 06:32 pm
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YUCK YUCK! Good one!!
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 Posted: Wed Jan 27th, 2010 06:59 pm
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Nice!!

I agree with Newton. I used to manage people and systems. Now I just manage systems. Makes me far more productive, but they no longer call me the TERMINATOR!;)

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